swdyw:

Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both

urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

(Source: halcyondiamonds)

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes 

(Source: weekendwolvess)

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